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Sock Dock 

The act of inserting a pink sock into another pink sock.
Clay Aiken and Lance Base had to go to the hospital to undo their sock dock.
Sock Dock by J-Baller January 20, 2009
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Red Sock Dock 

Usually carried after the red sock, this involves docking with the sock. Often carried out by an Avionics Tradesman.
Adam red sock docked his boyfriend after a particularly rough anal sex session.

Pink Sock Dock 

When two bros with pink socks, eg prolapsed rectums, scissor and dock their pink socks.
I can't believe Johnny and Michael actually dick the Pink Sock Dock
Pink Sock Dock by CDM84 April 14, 2021

San Francisco Smooch (aka The Pink Sock Dock) 

When two dudes pink sock themselves, and one engulfs the other in a docking manner
Do you really love your lover, if you havent tried the San Francisco Smooch (aka The Pink Sock Dock)?

Sloppy sock dock 

Where you take an uncircumcised penis and a circumcised penis and put the two tips together then pull the skin of the uncircumcised penis over the top of the circumcised penis and ejaculate at the same time.
Jim over there likes to sloppy sock dock all of his friends

Pink Sock Space Dock 

After battering the anus out of either a male or female, The rectum/intestines exit the anal cavity and and just hang out like a little red bag of garbage, this a called pink sock. take one pink sock and roll it over another pink sock joining the two together this is pink sock space dock!!
damn my anus got swallowed up in pink sock space dock last night
Pink Sock Space Dock by Rabbit feet February 25, 2015

Put your cock in a sock and dock it on a rock 

A phrase that you say when someone is about to "DO IT."
"Dude, I'm gonna nail that chick later."

"Oh damn. Put your cock in a sock and dock it on a rock!"

"I'll make sure of it dog!"
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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