Social narcissist
Social narcissist by Bonedaddy! February 21, 2026
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Righteous Social Media Health Services Narcissist
(noun)
A person (purposeful Buzzkill) who weaponises niche or overly specialised—often out-of-context, incorrect, inaccurate, or incomplete—medical information as social currency. They deliver unsolicited, alarmist health warnings to satisfy a narcissistic need for superiority, establishing a moral hierarchy in which they are the enlightened expert and everyone else is an uninformed consumer. The behaviour functions entirely as a performative ego boost, masked as public advocacy.
A person (purposeful Buzzkill) who weaponises niche or overly specialised—often out-of-context, incorrect, inaccurate, or incomplete—medical information as social currency. They deliver unsolicited, alarmist health warnings to satisfy a narcissistic need for superiority, establishing a moral hierarchy in which they are the enlightened expert and everyone else is an uninformed consumer. The behaviour functions entirely as a performative ego boost, masked as public advocacy.
(Jordan is happily eating a hot dog at a backyard barbecue.)
Alex: "You know, eating processed meats is incredibly reckless. The sodium nitrites actively mutate your cells and cause an immediate spike in your LDL cholesterol, which..." (continues spewing medical info no one asked for or cares about)
Jordan: (Lowers hot dog, looks Alex dead in the eye) "Man, shut the fuck up. You’re being a textbook Righteous Social Media Health Services Narcissist. Weaponising and mansplaining unsolicited medical bullshit no one cares about, just to ruin something everyone else is enjoying for a quick ego boost. It's pathetic.”
Alex: "You know, eating processed meats is incredibly reckless. The sodium nitrites actively mutate your cells and cause an immediate spike in your LDL cholesterol, which..." (continues spewing medical info no one asked for or cares about)
Jordan: (Lowers hot dog, looks Alex dead in the eye) "Man, shut the fuck up. You’re being a textbook Righteous Social Media Health Services Narcissist. Weaponising and mansplaining unsolicited medical bullshit no one cares about, just to ruin something everyone else is enjoying for a quick ego boost. It's pathetic.”
Righteous Social Media Health Services Narcissist by Toast.Jerviss September 25, 2026
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