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Social Tedia

An internet based form of boring communication that saps you of energy and loses you hours in time.
How's the revision going?
Not well, I've just lost 4 hours on social tedia...

"Hey, are you gonna to be much longer, we need to leave in 10 minutes?"
"I'll be down in a minute I wanna take a selfie and post where we're going...."
"Nooooo.... FFS stay off social tedia we'll never get out ...
by Hodge Bop May 31, 2022
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Socialmediafag

Majority of internet people today are socialmediafags. they started with social media and here they are.
Dude 1: *watching a vine* "dude, i love the internet "
Dude 2: "You don't love the internet, you're just a socialmediafag"
Dude 1: "Let me take a selfie" *start fapping*
by beCoolYo February 12, 2015
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Socialmediatizing

In which one uses their cell phone to interact with others on Social Media Websites i.e: Facebook, Twitter, and the now the defunct Myspace. Instead of the true real life people around them.
Everyone is hanging out around the pool side chit chatting while Brian's in his own world socialmediatizing.
by Xechnology July 6, 2010
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anti-socialmedialite

People who refuse to create their own profile on various social media platforms such as, facebook, twitter, etc.
A: 'How come you didn't invite Seb for your party tomorrow?'
B: 'I did invite him'
A: 'He's not attending your event on facebook though..'
B: 'Yeah, he doesn't have a profile'
A: 'Ugh, he's such an anti-socialmedialite'
by DickHubert2006 July 11, 2011
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Socialmedialite

A socialmedialite is a person who participates in social media, spends a significant amount of time promoting themselves at fashionable events and promoting themselves through social media channels.

A social media darling.
The socialmedialite checked in upon arriving at the Gala. He was sure to update his Facebook, Twitter, YouTube and FriendFeed status through the night.
by Sawsha Van England February 14, 2012
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socialmediarscissist

One who makes frequent social media posts about what they're doing, what they're thinking, how they're feeling and general narcissistic musings. This person truly believes that what they have to say is important and/or interesting to others (their friends, family, colleagues, acquaintances, followers, haters).
Jessica made an all organic, free range, locally sourced, gluten free dinner for her family. Yas girl, you know she's going to post pics of it because she's a total socialmediarscissist.
by notsure77 January 30, 2019
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Socialmedia Distancing

Putting space between yourself and others on FB that knowingly or unknowingly spread bad or dangerous information with their posts, or that proudly encourage wreckless behavior that can harm you or your family. Does not usually apply to when they're only hurting themselves (see: Natural Selection). Usually performed in a series of escalations starting with the 30-day penalty box unfollowing, then permanent unfollowing, unfriending, or outright blocking. Is known to be associates with a refreshing, disinfecting feeling.
Bob won't shut up about the anti stay-at-home rally with this virus and keeps posting about how masks are the gubmint trying to control us, so im Socialmedia Distancing him for a month.
by RioRacehorse April 25, 2020
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