Social Nitworking
Social Nitworking by einaphets December 11, 2011
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social networking sites cycle
The cycle (usually once or twice a day) of checking all social networking sites that you are registered to usually to reply, respond, and be up-to-date of things.
John went on a social networking sites cycle, checking his Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, and MySpace only to find out that he had no new messages.
social networking sites cycle by Chris's_Zen May 4, 2013
Social Notworking
The practice of spending time unproductively on social-networking websites, especially when one should be working.
Joe - Hey, Mark is constantly updating his Facebook status, does he not have any work to do?
John - His company obviously doesnt realise how much Social Notworking he is doing!
John - His company obviously doesnt realise how much Social Notworking he is doing!
Social Notworking by Bushbrother January 12, 2009
Word of the Day on March 12, 2009
Anti-Social Networking
1. unwilling or unable to associate in a normal or friendly way with other people due to preoccupation with social networking via smartphone, computer, or any other technology.
acronym ASN.
acronym ASN.
A person who is surrounded by friends at a bar or restaurant, but is on their smartphone checking their twitter feed or other peoples Facebook updates rather than socializing with the people present: Oh don't worry about Liz joining the conversation at dinner she is Anti-Social Networking as usual.
Anti-Social Networking by fakelamarodom December 30, 2011
Social Networking
A collection of websites that allow people to join networks that allow them to
1) Socialise with people who have similar tastes
or 2) Allow them to stalk the girl next door
Some examples of these sites include MySpace, Facebook and Bebo, each of which attract their own clique of people.
MySpace attracts musicians, emos, and stalkers
Bebo attracts children pretending to be adults, Irish college students, and stalkers
Facebook attracts people who have nothing better to do with their time, namely stalkers
1) Socialise with people who have similar tastes
or 2) Allow them to stalk the girl next door
Some examples of these sites include MySpace, Facebook and Bebo, each of which attract their own clique of people.
MySpace attracts musicians, emos, and stalkers
Bebo attracts children pretending to be adults, Irish college students, and stalkers
Facebook attracts people who have nothing better to do with their time, namely stalkers
Man from early 21st century: I really need a new way of stalking...
Tom Anderson: MySpace!
Mark Zuckerberg: Facebook!
Michael Birch: Bebo!
Random Internet Guy: Insert Social Networking Site Here!
Tom Anderson: MySpace!
Mark Zuckerberg: Facebook!
Michael Birch: Bebo!
Random Internet Guy: Insert Social Networking Site Here!
Social Networking by The_Madjackal March 2, 2009
Social Networking High
Friend 1 - OMG, today alone, someone wrote on my Wall, IM'ed me, commented on my profile picture, reblogged my post, Retweeted my tweet, liked my status and my video has like 1000 hits! I must be important.
Friend 2 - You my friend are on a serious Social Networking High.
Friend 2 - You my friend are on a serious Social Networking High.
Social Networking High by BboyMaestro October 4, 2010
social networking
a place where people hide behind a screen sharing things they did only to post it on online to get likes, comments, followers, ect.
social networking by sw1mm1n January 18, 2015
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