Sobfast 

A late night meal. Generally used to skip breakfast in the morning. Used particularly by college students, but it's never been known to discriminate. Usually between the hours of 1 A.M. to 3 A.M.

2 guys hanging out late at night:

"Hey dude you wanna get some Sobfast?" - person 1
"Ya dude im down. Lets order some McDonalds." - person 2

Sobfast by Beerguy420 December 23, 2017

Sobfest 

A fit of uncontrollable sobbing or crying. A person who is having a sobfest may choose to avoid contact with others until they begin to calm down. They may or may not be inconsolable, depending on the situation that caused it.

Link's loud, furious screams were rather broken due to his sobfest, and his destructive behavior towards the walls of the Knight Academy forced Zelda to intervene.

Sobfest by Zelda of Time November 4, 2015

sofast

One who's business model is built upon telling false truths and delivering nothing.

He told me I would get everything, and be everywhere, but what I got was sofast

sofast by Lorenzo Scarimanga June 15, 2023

soffastrate 

the act of killing someone/something with a sofa or couch.

"Eat couch mutha-fucka!!" He exclaimed as he dropped his couch out of a three story appartment.
"Did you see that? I soffastrated that piece of shit baby rapist!"

soffastrate by Michael and Chad February 25, 2009

sobfastering 

so jaw dropping that you can’t even talk, if you tried to it would sound like “bluh beb blah bub”

“are you serious dude?” , “that is so sobfastering”

sobfastering by Phatty joop May 13, 2021