Sobfest 

A fit of uncontrollable sobbing or crying. A person who is having a sobfest may choose to avoid contact with others until they begin to calm down. They may or may not be inconsolable, depending on the situation that caused it.

Link's loud, furious screams were rather broken due to his sobfest, and his destructive behavior towards the walls of the Knight Academy forced Zelda to intervene.

Sobfest by Zelda of Time November 4, 2015

Sobfast 

A late night meal. Generally used to skip breakfast in the morning. Used particularly by college students, but it's never been known to discriminate. Usually between the hours of 1 A.M. to 3 A.M.

2 guys hanging out late at night:

"Hey dude you wanna get some Sobfast?" - person 1
"Ya dude im down. Lets order some McDonalds." - person 2

Sobfast by Beerguy420 December 23, 2017

sodfest 

A gathering of homosexual men at a local park after dark.

Don’t forget to bring the pvc pipe and the gerbils to the sodfest.

sodfest by Datzwhatshesed February 19, 2021

sobfastering 

so jaw dropping that you can’t even talk, if you tried to it would sound like “bluh beb blah bub”

“are you serious dude?” , “that is so sobfastering”

sobfastering by Phatty joop May 13, 2021

Soblest 

File general with no bitches 0 HOESSS

Man I’m a soBlest

Soblest by Ohhtendos January 30, 2022