sober drunk 

when someone has had no alcohol to drink but they act like they drank wayyy too much

billy was going crazy at the party last night, but he didn't drink anything! what a sober drunk.

sober drunk by Germ604 January 23, 2006

sober drunk 

The feeling of being drunk with the rest of your friends when you are actually completely sober.

It's ok if I'm the DD, I can still get sober drunk with you!

sober drunk by emspeanut July 29, 2014

Sober Drunk 

When you havent had anything to drink, but you're acting in a way that makes you look completely smashed. When a girl, typically named Ttephanie is completely sober, but is acting so ridiculous that her friends say she's Sober Drunk.

friend: Ttephanie, Why are you dancing on that table? You havent had anything to drink!

Ttephanie: I'm Sober Drunk!!

Sober Drunk by Winnifer October 20, 2010

Sober Drunk Driver

A driver who is so bad and/or douche that every time he or she gets behind the wheel, they might as well have had 6 shots of jager.

"Ever had a friend who's such a shitty driver you wouldn't let them driving sober?"
"Yeah man sober drunk drivers are douchebags, and a menace to society!"

Sober Drunk Driver by CBWilson November 6, 2014

Binary Scale (Sober or Drunk) 

The ranking of chicks with either a 0 or a 1 and then stating whether you would have sexual relations with them sober or only while drunk.

Scuba: What do you think she is on the Binary Scale (Sober or Drunk)?

Papa Gill: Probably only a drunk 1

Binary Scale (Sober or Drunk) by babybird! December 17, 2008

sober drunking 

Verb: the action of acting as sober as possible when you are drunk

cha dude, I was so sober drunking last night.

sober drunking by bubbles_2319 January 22, 2018

Sober-drinker 

An individual with an extremely high tolerance for alcohol consumption

Johnson is such a sober-drinker, he never seems to get drunk no matter how much he has to drink.

Sober-drinker by j.k.o_b January 24, 2020