Soapy Tit Wank 

The preparation is to rub copious amounts of soap over your womans breasts. This can be done with hands or dick, then push the breasts together and hump until orgasm.

"Get anywhere Friday night?"
"Yeah, got a soapy tit wank off the barmaid"
"You lucky shite!"

Soapy Tit Wank by UB Jesus August 5, 2003

Soapy Tit Wank 

To slide ones penis in the crack of a womens breats and have sex with them.

Soapy Tit Wank by Anonymous January 23, 2003

soapy tit wank 

lux or imperial leather work best-plenty of lather and then you add some cream

she lathered the leather then I creamed it off

soapy tit wank by Steve t January 8, 2004

Soapy Tit Wank 

in this context, used to describe the inane and vacant expression sometimes appearing upon an individual's countenance, suggesting that they are unable to focus or concentrate on current events owing to a preoccupation or pervious misdemeanour involving some form of deviant activity

Andrew, you've gone all Soapy Tit Wank again; will you please just get a grip, a life and a proper haircut, or just fuck off home, will you?

Soapy Tit Wank by The Poison Dwarf July 15, 2010

soapytitwank 

an activity performed by people desperate to please when they are unable to give somebody what they want in the first place.

"I am unable to give you any money, but will you accept this soapytitwank as an altenative?"

soapytitwank by 4H April 3, 2003