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soak up my mucilage 

management, containment, and possible/probable processing of male ejaculate. visualization of the ejaculate as a form of gooey glue. assigning ejaculate a (possible or potential) working task.
i'm going to 'let go' in this sock, so it can soak up my mucilage!

john thought, 'i need something (someone) to soak up my mucilage!'

i'm poor, and a slave now!; having let someone soak up and process my mucilage!

Soak Up The Sloppiness 

A phrase: An act of doing either cocaine or some kind of speed to readjust the brain outside of the out of control nature alcohol inherently gives a person.
I gotta do a bump of something to soak up the sloppiness because I might get into trouble.

soak update 

When a manufacturer releases the beta update for a short period of time then removes the option for more beta testers. They "soak" up as many testers as they can in that period of time... then remove the update.
Motorola released a soak update for beta version of their 1.6.1 software for the Motorola Cliq then removed the update from the site.
soak update by Jaguar7444 January 15, 2011
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026