soak up 

easy as saying absorb.

i'm gonna soak up the sun

soak up by abercrombiefny February 19, 2007

soak up my mucilage 

management, containment, and possible/probable processing of male ejaculate. visualization of the ejaculate as a form of gooey glue. assigning ejaculate a (possible or potential) working task.

i'm going to 'let go' in this sock, so it can soak up my mucilage!

john thought, 'i need something (someone) to soak up my mucilage!'

i'm poor, and a slave now!; having let someone soak up and process my mucilage!

soak up my mucilage by michael foolsley April 8, 2011

Soak Up The Sloppiness 

A phrase: An act of doing either cocaine or some kind of speed to readjust the brain outside of the out of control nature alcohol inherently gives a person.

I gotta do a bump of something to soak up the sloppiness because I might get into trouble.

Soak Up The Sloppiness by user420247 March 4, 2022

soak update 

When a manufacturer releases the beta update for a short period of time then removes the option for more beta testers. They "soak" up as many testers as they can in that period of time... then remove the update.

Motorola released a soak update for beta version of their 1.6.1 software for the Motorola Cliq then removed the update from the site.

soak update by Jaguar7444 January 15, 2011