SoAlz 

A lonely male who’s high school sweet heart broke up with him the night before prom to sleep with his best friend Bryan. He now resides in Missouri where he keeps retiring and unretiring while growing a large following on social media for his inexperience with impact drivers.

I really enjoyed the new video from SoAlz on YouTube.

That SoAlz knows absolutely nothing about impact drivers, but knows a lot about small fasteners!

SoAlz by KansasTools November 1, 2023

tools with SoAlz 

The pure definition at a man’s man. He eats impact drivers and small fasteners for breakfast and washes it down with Makita fan girl tears. He’s a brute of a man, standing at 8’19” tall and weighing just shy of 800 pounds and still wears a shmedium size shirt. The only thing that can hurt this man is a punch to the gut by a Ridgid store rep telling him they are discontinuing the high torque hammer drill (which would crush any man’s soul). He’s know to frolic around the tool section at Home Depot and has also been seen climbing the face of the Hoover dam with nothing but a shop vac and a pair of made in the USA Milwaukee deep reach needle nose pliers. He currently resides in the mountain ranges of the central plains where he has made a following on social media and thrives on his OFs channel featuring him and of course a hammer drill.

Wow, look at that SoAlz! He’s a real impact!

It’s a bird, it’s a plane, oh it’s just Tools with SoAlz.

I saw a SoAlz once, then I walked away.

tools with SoAlz by KansasTools November 1, 2023

Tools with Soalz 

Super ghey

TOOLS WITH SOALZ IS SUPER GHEY

Tools with Soalz by ETOTG November 5, 2023

Alessio Scalzotto 

An actor and musician that everyone loves and you're crazy if you dont like him. He is so pure and cute and he deserves the world. He recently stared in Rim of The World

Alessio scalzotto puts his cereal in and than his milk

Alessio Scalzotto by Zotto_australia June 3, 2019

Frohe Salzgau 

Salzgau is the German holiday to commemorate those affected by the notable drought in Salzburg, Germany in 1859. The Salzach river was the primary water source for the townspeople of Salzburg, but the river became salinized due to salt leakage from the nearby Austrian salt mines. As a result, the city of Salzburg and many neighboring cities had no fresh water for many years creating an effective drought. Because of this tragedy, a holiday was established to remember and celebrate the townspeople affected by this drought. To celebrate this holiday it is common to say "Frohe Salzgau" to your loved ones, as well as to consume salty foods and snacks. Due to the popularity of this holiday, it has spread throughout Europe and even across the atlantic to the United States.

*today is Salzgau*
A: "Frohe Salzgau"
B: "Wut"
A: "Oh you don't speak german... Happy Salt Day"
B: "Cool let's eat pretzels lol"

Frohe Salzgau by sunshinespy April 7, 2017

Scalzied 

Getting weak in the face of confrontation, pandering for women's approval.

Scalzied is similar to being afflicted with palsy. The body and mind contort to accommodate delusional pablum. (def. by Heartiste/Roissy)

He might've had a chance with that chick but totally scalzied himself by getting all weird and defensive.

Scalzied by weeniemanforever February 1, 2013

scalzi 

the word everyone knows but doesn’t really know created by silvia lee

BRO THATS SCALZI HEY SCALZI WASSUO SCALZI SILVIASCALZI

scalzi by silviascalzi October 16, 2020