snyphilis

Contracting V.D. from snorting drugs from a dirty dollar bill..

My friend contracted snyphilis from a stripper's dirty twat dollar.

by Clutchvolta February 6, 2013

snyphilis

An extremely congestive upper respiratory malady contracted from a filthy fake mamaried foreign female at the local inner city gentleman's club. Can sometimes lead to a more serious condition and this is how it got the nickname of being a gateway disease. WebMD suggests contacting your physician immediately. Beware of warts.

I payed $20 bucks for Ivanka to sit on my lap in a thong and I woke up the next day with a runny nose and an oozing inflamed blister on my upper lip.
Damn, I need to stop going to those gentleman's bars.

by Dr. Drip November 26, 2003

snyphilis

A common form of STD contracted by frequenting gentlemans clubs and letting the skank ass ho's rub up on yo' ass.

i went to the slippery n*pple the other day. all of the girls dancing there had red pimples around their mouth. now i have them all over my p*n*s. my doctor says i need to start thinking with my other head if i want to survive for a few more years....damn tequila.

by Trick Daddy December 1, 2003

Snyphilis

A chronic condition including minding other people’s beeswax and being nosy

“Why is he so nosy? Does he have Snyphilis?”

by Lenny Frost May 8, 2023

syphilitic moron

A guy who's had a portion of his brain eaten away by cock pus

Why is Al Capone fishing in his own pool... Well he's a syphilitic moron.

by mongrel hoard November 3, 2014

Flying Turbo Syphilis

Strain of syphilis that aggressively attacks members of a group or community as if if were a conscious being capable of turbo powered flight.

Action news reports that numerous Rockdale County teens have contracted a particularly nightmarish sexually transmitted disease known as Flying Turbo Syphilis.

by bob h boberson August 18, 2008

Bong Syphilis

A condition that spreads around a collective group of stoners like wildfire. It begins when one gets infected with a particular sickness. This individual uses what is known as a 'bong' in order to enjoy his favorite enhanced vegetable product, then passes it on to his friends, thus, passing his sickness as well. Common signs that bong syphillis has occured is when one friend falls ill, followed by another friend the next week, and another and so on. It is suggested that mandatory water changing needs to be a priority of the group to ensure this does not happen. Also, when one is sick, it is only logical that he or she lets their fellow stoners know of their ailment(s) prior to engaging in a session.

Man, I was sick this week just like you were sick last week. I think it was the old bong syphilis.

by Sense21 February 23, 2007