Snowcation 

Multiple paid days off from work caused by large amounts of snow due to extensive blizzard like conditions, resulting in the inability for one to leave his or her residence for a minimum of three days.

Yo man, are you bored yet.

No dude, I'm enjoying my Snowcation.

Are you starting to get cabin fever?
Yes, this Snowcation is lasting a little too long.

Mid-Atlantic Region Feburary 5-11, 2010

Snowcation by Flickinator February 11, 2010

Snowcation 

Snowcation refers to a day when snow of epic proportions buckets the land so that you have no choice but to take a vacation day in order to avoid driving to work.

The Snowcation day is

1. Common in snow-screwed cities like Chicago, Michigan, and Downtown Canada.
2. Common wherever the combination of plaid, denim and beige wool is an acceptable fashion statements. Animal skin winter boots optional.
3. Especially valid for employees of major companies that never ever close due to inclement weather conditions.

"Are you friggin kidding me? I'm gonna have to take a Snowcation just so I don't, like, break my neck on the way to work!"*

*often heard in cities where companies never close due to inclement weather conditions and the streets are never, ever cleared of snow and ice.
*often spoken with mouth-foaming incredulity that your life isn't worth a "stay at home, we love you" kind of courtesy day

Snowcation by DenaT February 11, 2008

snowcaine 

A drug kids can have.easy to find in winter

Where my snowcaine seller

snowcaine by the_messed_up_one69 April 12, 2015

snowcaking 

The process of huffing powdered sugar from a waffle cookie.

I was snowcaking your mom last night.

snowcaking by Tom and crew December 22, 2005

Snowception 

Also known as "shoveling good snow after bad," snowception is a phenomenon found primarily in New England and Antarctica. It happens when a stubborn person becomes trapped in an Eternal Shoveling Loop after he or she began shoveling snow too early. Signs snowception has occurred and you are stuck in an Eternal Shoveling Loop include dehydration, fatigue, and muttering or cry-screaming repeatedly, "Papa always said never do the same job twice! Measure twice, cut once! I'm so cold, so cold, the light is calling ... I feel warm, peace ... the snow and I are one. The snow is mine. This is my snow. I am the snow."

"There have been 18 reported cases of snowception so far this year."

"The best way to avoid snowception is to make someone else shovel your driveway."

"Donny? He got snowception, bro. He's out of it."

Snowception by Rude Horse March 13, 2019

Snotuation

A surprise snot bubble or other snot situation in public which requires at least two tissues.

After the movie we were laughing and my nose blew a big snot bubble out of nowhere. It was the most embarrassing snotuation ever!

Snotuation by Mikki B June 14, 2019

Snocation 

When you can not work do to extrem snow

My boss but us on a snocation due to impassable roads and power outages due to the blizzard and heavy snow fall

Snocation by Smether75 February 8, 2010