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Snow-Blower

When you get so frustrated and desperate after 2 months of non-stop snow storms, that you are willing to blow the first guy with a shovel, that knocks on your door, in order to get your property cleared, and dig your car out. Different from an ordinary whore with a pizza delivery boy, in that you are only blowing said person because of the copious amounts of snow, and possibly some cabin fever. Very common in rural areas!
This Winter in the Northeast was so bad that it turned all of the women, and a few guys I know too, into Snow-Blowers. I'm just glad I was able to help out all of my neighbors, and save them the inconvenience of shoveling, while getting more than $10 and a cup of hot coco. I can't wait until next year. I'm hoping all the Global Warming nonsense is just something the government is making up. I might move to Buffalo! Let it snow, let it snow!!!
Snow-Blower by Tonytoys March 7, 2015
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Snow Blower

When erect, talk a man or woman into doing a line of cocaine off of your penis. When they are just about to do it, pull your erection down,and the springing back motion will blow all the cocaine in their face.thus creating the snow blower!

may also be known as the white christmas.
Yeah the bitch said she needed her driveway plowed,and i told her id bring over my Snow Blower!
Snow Blower by CKrocks October 29, 2010

snow blower

french kissing a guy w/ his cum in yer mouth
yeah, i gave my guy a snow blower last night and he didn't like it
snow blower by Anonymous June 24, 2003

Snow Blower

You do a girl in the asshole and proceed to cum in the poop chute, upon pulling out the girl farts the load of cum you ejaculated in her asshole, resembling a snow blower.
Man, i was doing this chick in the ass and when i pulled out she farted the cum back at me, it looked like a SNOW BLOWER.
Snow Blower by nippleteaser7 May 27, 2010

snow blower

When a girl is done giving a guy head she spits the gizz into the guys face.
Dan got really mad when kiersten gave him a snow blower
snow blower by lou January 2, 2003

snow blower

1 (n) A machine that clears snow from a surface by collecting a swath of snow and projecting it forcefully through a chute. Also called snow thrower.
My snow blower is at the shop for repairs again.
snow blower by G.H.Hadden December 28, 2005

Snow Blower

After cumming in your girls mouth and she still has your cum in her mouth before she spits/swallows, you punch her in the stomach.
Hey man, that chick i got with last night wanted to snow ball me but before she had the chance i turned her into a snow blower.
Snow Blower by CanadaChaos January 13, 2010