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suck on the snottie end of my fuck stick! 

A term of multiple uses from sarcasm to passion.

In the heat of dirty sticky love one might say... Hey suck the snottie end of my fuck stick!

In a moment of anger suck on the snottie end of my fuck stick! Bitch!
As I left the room in anger I yelled suck on the snottie end of my fuck stick!

Snitties 

Snake titties, namely one of an anthropomorphic snake of some sort.
“Oh my god, Roman, stop staring at Dee’s snitties and judge the case!”

“Dee, pal, your name isn’t ‘Jealousy’, calm thy snitties.”

“Hhhng, Thomas, I’m trying to convince you to take the callback, but I’m dummy thicc, and the clap of my snitties is distracting the judge.”
A gold digging man slore usually found driving a POS Miata. Found in other peoples houses while hiding from the world in the middle of noway city. Thinks he can get away with breaking up marriages scott free. Noway should you ever let your wife be near them.
Friend 1: My wife just got a great paying job as a Nurse!
Friend 2: Better keep her away from all the Scottie’s out there, Noway he can be just a friend.
Scottie by SmallBoiTruth September 15, 2022
Scottie is definitely a thot and the biggest fuckboy you’ll ever meet. Will play with your feelings, he is funny but do not be fooled. The only good thing is he has a good taste in music but is overruled by the fact that he has chlamydia. :)
“Do you know Scottie”
“Yeah he hit me up a min ago”
“Oh he just texted me to hangout”
Scottie by That1betch September 10, 2019

stottie smuggler 

Referring to someone's stomach hanging out the bottom of there t-shirt, so that it looks like a large greggs stottie they've tried to steal by hiding it up the t-shirt
a north east of England slang word for a fat person wearing clothes far too small that there fat stomach hangs out looking like a large flat bread, they might also be said to baguette breasts
Look at Chris, he's got to be a XXXL. The fat c#*ts wearing a medium, he looks like a stottie smuggler

snitties 

Damn look at those snitties
snitties by professorsnitty May 3, 2019
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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