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Snooze Gas 

The gaseous substance released from a cat upon your lap. This will usually cause one to fall asleep, hence the name.
(Past tense verb: “snooze gassed.”)
(Alternatively, a cat can be a “snooze gasser.”)
1. He fell asleep when Sprinkles hopped up in his lap and gave him the snooze gas.
2. She’s been sleeping there all day ever since Mittens snooze gassed her.
3. Petunia is a huge snooze gasser. She’ll sit in my lap at 5pm and I’ll fall asleep til 7am.
Snooze Gas by RealToesHours June 22, 2019
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snoozenastics

(noun). Snoozenastics is the practice of physical and mental activity during the time between snooze alarms while laying in bed in the morning. Physical activity may include breathing exercises, muscle stretching, and isometric exercises. Mental activity may include reflection and introspection on one's life, self-analysis of one's dreams (if any) the night before, and preparation for work or other activities in the day ahead. For the purist, the individual would be naked (under the covers).
"i just finished a nine-minute session of snoozenastics. Now I will take a shower, and get ready to go to work."
snoozenastics by yes juanito yes January 25, 2012

snooregasm

When someone is asleep in bed but you are able to manipulate their genitals into having an orgasm.
"Yo, my girlfriend was drunk and passed out, put I rubbed her clit for awhile and she came all over my hand"

"Oh man, that's one awesome snooregasm!"
snooregasm by Coffee Fiend13 December 3, 2011
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