Snoon 

Sneaky Coon. A black man or woman not to be trusted.

Man 1: Do you know G unit?
Man 2: DO NOT TRUST THAT SNOON!

Snoon by Big DS June 13, 2008

snoon 

When something is soon and going to be around noon.

Zoey- "When are we going to get there?"

Francis- "Snoon."

snoon by Snuber February 15, 2009

Snoon 

When your two dumbest friends are in the same place at the same time.

Gavin and Jacob are coming to this party. Oh no, the Snoon effect will arrive.

Snoon by Zr0theBard June 17, 2018

The Snoon Effect 

When your two dumbest friends are in the same place at the same time.

Nathan: "Steve and John are going to be at the party tomorrow."

Jim: "Oh fuck."

Nathan: "What?"

Jim: "The Snoon Effect..."

Nathan: "Oh fuck."

The Snoon Effect by Steven Smiff June 16, 2018

Snonner 

Meaning a snow boner ,caused from joy in the snow ❄️! Love of outdoors. Unisex meaning boys and girls can get and enjoy a Snonner! A Snonner is not embarrassing or socially awkward should be for any old, young , big and small. Any form of snow enjoyment can cause a snonner, snow angels, snowmobile, board or ski sports, sledding, just a walk in the snow.
Side effects of a long lasting Snonner include, perma grin, muscle soreness, muscle fatigue. In extreme cases dry mouth and loss of appetite.
Not to be confused with snoner with one N meaning snow man size penis.

It looks so beautiful covered in snow kinda gives me a Snonner!
Said with excitement: Today's new snow gives me a raging Snonner!!

Snonner by Defender of Awesome!! February 22, 2021

Chicken Nugget Scoon 

A person with low self confidence that does not fair well in social situations. Someone who is perceived as soft, that won't stick up for themselves. Often easily intimidated and cowed into submission when met with direct conflict. A bitch or pussy.

An idiom that refers to the person in question as a type of "Chicken Nugget" to be devoured effortlessly by hungry, more dominant members of the social order.

Peter is a straight A student, but he often gets violently attacked and shoved into lockers by the football team because he is a chicken nugget scoon who won't do shit.

Chicken Nugget Scoon by Cartesian Dualism January 17, 2018

Goobie snoobert 

A really silly person.

Someone who's brain is as big as a walnut :).
This person smells like majestic mushrooms.

You're such a goobie snoobert

Goobie snoobert by anandaMCbananahead June 17, 2023