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snooki-hook

The act of hitting a female, most commonly in the face with use of the fist.
"When it became evident she wasn't going to make me a sandwich, I damn near snooki-hooked her on the spot."

"If that silly bitch joins one more Facebook fan page expressing her emotions I'm going to snooki-hook her into next Wednesday."
snooki-hook by Liam Shag January 4, 2010

Snookookoo 

When you bombard your friend with as many memes as possible that you've saved up on your phone.
You really snookookooed me last night while I was out on a date! She kept asking who was sending me so many texts!
Snookookoo by MmFooFoo November 12, 2017

hooka shook 

Extremely shook...shook on a whole new level.
Jessica told me that her boyfriend cheated on her with a guy... hooka shook!
hooka shook by Maylorion April 18, 2017
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026