by wetwebwork March 4, 2006
by Tarzan's much more attractive cousin May 26, 2006
Suckerpunch comes from the word sucker, which means someone who is naive, gullible, easily tricked. A suckerpunch is delivered to the dupe who fell for a con or a trick and got punched. Low-brow British humor is loaded with suckerpunches. The cabbie in Bill Murray's Scrooged! yells "so long, suckah" when as the Ghost of Christmas Past he dumps the Murray character off. Much more than just a punch you weren't expecting. Also used by naracissists and sociopaths in relationships where they are using an innocent person for their own purposes and then dump them without an apology or explanation.
The suckerpunch is typically delivered by fist to the solar plexus, knocking the wind out of someone. But suckerpunches can take many forms. In a relationship suckerpunch the "sucker" receives a severe blow to his/her self-esteem, trust levels and maybe even sanity. The suckerpunch consists of sudden, inexplicable emotional or verbal abuse, delivered after weeks or months cultivating the trust of the other person. Example: "Maybe you like me but I don't like you." POW!
by inthefloodzone October 7, 2019
Verb When your significant other is sucking on your schlong, while simultaneously punching your balls.
Billy: "Man oh man! Last night hurt so good! Mona went to town on me, and the evening culminated in her giving me the sweetest suckerpunch I've ever experienced! My scrot is, like, totally swollen today and I think one of my testes is still lodged in my abdomen."
CJ: "Sweet. That takes more talent than tapping your head while rubbing your belly. For her, not you."
CJ: "Sweet. That takes more talent than tapping your head while rubbing your belly. For her, not you."
by billybonez September 4, 2008
Verb When your significant other is sucking on your schlong, while simultaneously punching your balls.
Billy: "Man oh man! Last night hurt so good! Mona went to town on me, and the evening culminated in her giving me the sweetest suckerpunch I've ever experienced! My scrot is, like, totally swollen today and I think one of my testes is still lodged in my abdomen."
CJ: "Sweet. That takes more talent than tapping your head while rubbing your belly. For her, not you."
CJ: "Sweet. That takes more talent than tapping your head while rubbing your belly. For her, not you."
by billybonez September 4, 2008
"Hi Billy, how was your night last night?"
"Hi CJ. It went swimmingly! I met up with Mona and she suckerpunched me for, like, an hour. My scrot really hurts today. And my wang is all dried up"
"Hi CJ. It went swimmingly! I met up with Mona and she suckerpunched me for, like, an hour. My scrot really hurts today. And my wang is all dried up"
by BillyBonez August 22, 2008
A term you use when your faggot friends start fucking you over in a shitty game called League of Legends.
Term originally coined by Eugenius Krabs of the BigBlueFaggots
Term originally coined by Eugenius Krabs of the BigBlueFaggots
by derpking21 February 12, 2018