Snoke Break

A sudden or unexpected break in work, attendance, or public appearances due to a crippling blow to one's social or professional standing due or the arrogance or carelessness or tactical misstep of the individual who is now missing or absent and unlikely to return. In other words, your ass got cut in half/defeated/chopped down to size in a stupid way and it's pretty much all your own fault and yer outta here.

All the "Me Toos" put Bill OReilly's ass on a Snoke Break. Fox says he's "taking time off" but it's a Snoke Break.

by WhatDoYouMeanYouPeople? June 11, 2018

Smoke Break

Addicted cigarette smokers need regular smoke breaks each day to quell nic fits. See also: nicotene break.

Jack: Hey, John - wanna go for a smoke break...?

John: Sure.

Irritated co-worker: I think I should take up smoking. That way, I'd get a ten minute break from work every f*cking hour...!

by Time4SumAksion April 9, 2006

Smoke Break

An excuse that people use to get extra breaks at work.
A silly excuse to take a break.
A way to trigger non-smokers.

Boss to Hamid: Where are you going your shift has literally just started!

Hamid: Smoke break.

by DoYouAgree? August 26, 2017

Pennsylvania smoke break

When a guy is having sex with a girl doggy style and puts an ashtray on her back.

Jack was bored with Nicole so he decided to take a Pennsylvania smoke break.

by Chi-Town Kid September 11, 2014

3:00 Smoke Break

- a joyous and sanctimonious time enjoyed by all those working at any given office environment. The last smoke break of the day before 5:00 quitting time. Usually the time when the final stress relief of the day is released by means of shit-talking and puffing away at a cigarette. Even for those who do not smoke, this period can be used to call a friend and vent your day, or to sneak around to the back of the building and smoke a doob.

It's almost 3:00 smoke break, did you roll that hooter when you went to the bathroom?

by Big Smoke 2 October 5, 2012

snake break

The act of breaking one's male reproductive organ.

Dae Dae: Damn B! You was givin me that bomb head but just hit me with that snake break!

by Thirsty-Mah April 4, 2017

break out with my snake out

when you're being made fun of and you have to stand up for yourself and show them hoes what your workin with you gotta break out with your snake out.

I was just chillin when someone said "man, I heard you had a tiny penis" and I said " Shit I'm bout ta break out with my snake out"

by Mister sister Mister January 23, 2010