Snoffle 

The nasty shit that sticks on the fenders of your car in winter. Consists of slush, snow, ice...

Damn snoffle, it looks like shit.

Snoffle by Trent Nelson May 13, 2005

snoffle blasted 

When you sneeze inside someone's pooper hole

I snoffle blasted inside this chicks pooper hole at this banger last night while she tickled my balls.

snoffle blasted by Pooper holes July 13, 2016

Snuffledufflegus 

(n.) A hybrid of Mr. Snuffleupagus from Sesame Street and a duffle bag.

"Wow, look at Snuffleupagus' and that duffle bag's child, it's a Snuffledufflegus!"

"Whoa! Check it out, it's a wild Snuffledufflegus! It has a long trunk and compartments for all of my on-the-go items and clothes!"

Snuffledufflegus by Snuffledufflegus February 13, 2013

scoffle 

to eat a large amount of something in a quick manner

I was so hungry that I scoffled that chocolate.

scoffle by bosscw March 10, 2011

Chea-Sniffle 

A superior chea which elicits confusing and embarrassing feelings of emotional vulnerability. One that experiences a chea-sniffle will not verbally exclaim as such, but rather will usually release a single tear in response. Chea-sniffles are generally preceded by watery-eyed-duuts.

I'm so proud, it brought a tear to my eye.... psyche men from Nacogdoches don't cry. But seriously...*chea-sniffle*

Chea-Sniffle by CoachRoachUTR July 18, 2012

Snifflet 

A strange lurking man who approaches a women from behind to sniff her hair or neck for pleasure.

“I told you he was a snifflet, he snuck up behind me and sniffled in my person space.”
“Joe Biden Is a snifflet”

Snifflet by Snifflet April 24, 2021

Test Sniffles 

The sniffles you get during a test by tilting your head downward and allowing your sinuses to drain out toward your nose (causing a runny nose). This is worsened by allergies or a recent illness. The only known cure for the Test Sniffles are to slump your back and shift your legs foward so that your head stays upright and your eyes peer downward.

I was failing an English test when I realized that suddenly, everyone in the room was sniffling. I quickly jumped out the window and drove home to submit a definition on Urban Dictionary before anyone else. I decided to call this phenomenon "Test Sniffles"

Test Sniffles by abrakadabralakazam March 21, 2010