Snoezles

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A Snoezles is a hot blonde girl who loves to talk about sex or anything that has something to do with sex (penises, thongs, etc). When you ask her why she talks about it, she'll say that she doesn't know anything about it and that she has some questions. Of course this is bullshit, she just wants to get horny. Pleas note that a Snoezles only TALKS, she does not touch herself.

"that girl asked me if a boner hurts, what a Snoezles!"

Snoezles by Bantumie February 21, 2010

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Snoozles

Something you call a lazy person, or someone who sleeps in all the time.

*Sokka once again grumbles.*
Toph: Sorry snoozles, we'll do our earthbending as quietly as we can.

Snoozles by Midnight Sparkle April 26, 2012

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sneezles

excessive sneezing multiple times in a row.

Samantha had a bad case of sneezles and unfortunately did not have a tissue.

sneezles by Thorusaurus March 5, 2011

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snoozles

A farewell bed; Off to bed, goodbye.

Okay, I'm off to bed. Snoozles.

snoozles by Barbiebabe August 12, 2014

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sneezles

sneezing many times in a row/a condition causing wheasing

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sneezles by xdr5t3evq3q November 6, 2023

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Sneezles

The little dust particles that come off of cheap tissues.

The Sneezles are getting everywhere!

Sneezles by Sudidbagufneios February 17, 2024

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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