Sneezer Pleaser

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When a person uses mucus filled saliva (Lug-gee) as lubricate for hand job.

Hey this girl just jerked me off and had mucus (snot) all in her spit and she called it a sneezer pleaser.

Sneezer Pleaser by Nicholas Torres May 15, 2019

Words you can keep

skeezer pleaser

A person who has sex with a skeezer; someone who will hook up with a tart, skank or battle toad.

What a skeezer pleaser. He hooked up with that easy ugly girl last night!

skeezer pleaser by PMax October 14, 2008

skeezer pleaser

1. a penis
2. a male
3. any type of sex toy

1. my skeezer pleaser feels like burning, cause infinities end is the shit.
2. damn, hugh grant is such a skeezer pleaser, cause infinities end is the shit.
3. did your daughter find becky's skeezer pleasers, cause infinities end is the shit.

skeezer pleaser by theHung September 11, 2005

sneeze and please

When you're reaching a climax and someone throws pepper on your face causing you to sneeze, increasing your orgasm by an 1/8.

***CAUTION: may cause heart failure***

*SNEEZE/ORGASM* THANK YOU for the sneeze and please my squeeze

sneeze and please by JP Roland November 25, 2007

Sneeze and please

When you sneeze into your hand, rub it on your dick and stick it in your girls ass.

Me and my girl were about to get down but we were out of lube, I sneezed in my hand rubbed it on my dick and stuck it in her ass. I sneezed and she pleased, sneeze and please.

Sneeze and please by Head cold March 7, 2021

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026