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Sneakman 

Similar to the word snakeman, a sneakman is a noun to describe someone who consistently goes behind others' backs for the sake of themselves, often with the intention of slighting another.
Person 1: Jeez, Simon fully went and shagged Jez's girlfriend!

Person 2: Fuckin dutty sneakman ent he
Sneakman by Boxyboxyman September 17, 2019

sneakanoknok 

A foolish or otherwise sneaky person that does anything they can to cheat or get what they want and ultimitly fails.
That sneakanoknok tried to take my girl.
sneakanoknok by J. Evans December 26, 2007

xander speakman 

the sexiest boy on earth🤤🥵💗
“have you seen xander speakman? oh damm is he sexy.”
xander speakman by emma.samek February 7, 2020

James speakman 

Alpha male

Better than chuck norris

Won a game of connect four in three moves
Ripped
‘Cows don’t drink milk’
Your a cow, cows don’t drink milk-James speakman
James speakman by James speakman February 7, 2022

James speakman 

Alpha male
Supreme actor

Can win a game of connect four in three moves

Doesn’t read books he stares at them until he gets the information he wants
‘Cows don’t drink milk’
Your a cow, cow don’t drink milk-James speakman
James speakman by James speakman February 7, 2022

dylan speakman 

dylan is a mythical creature created by the roman gods. One day the mighty beast appeared at midnight and neally destroyed tokyo from bending over to destroy a building he unraveled the true beast inside him known as the kracken. when the kracken was summond from the black hole of dylans anus it wipped out half the continent and then it vanshied ,no one knows if the beast will ever return.
the myth known as "DYLAN SPEAKMAN"
dylan speakman by RYLEE October 30, 2012
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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