Sneakman

Similar to the word snakeman, a sneakman is a noun to describe someone who consistently goes behind others' backs for the sake of themselves, often with the intention of slighting another.
Person 1: Jeez, Simon fully went and shagged Jez's girlfriend!

Person 2: Fuckin dutty sneakman ent he
by Boxyboxyman September 17, 2019
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Anus saxophone

A fart so musically tuned it has a similar sound to a saxophone.

This can be caused by:

1: Being able to play a musical instrument amazingly well.

2: Playing the sax while eating beans or sprouts.

Not many cases of this have been discovered as of yet.
"Ooh Christ I just made an anus saxophone! Jesus, what a smell! It's like tear gas! I'm going to be sick! Oh well, it sounds very nice."
by Boxyboxyman October 03, 2014
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