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Speakman 

speakman is a rare type of human, some consider him the dumbest of the dumb, a fucktard if you will. if you can't find him making gates with his father, daddy speakman, you will find him in the nags head sinking a pint. speakman was good friends with sam kitching until sam kitching betrayed him by being too much of a pussy. speakman now spends his days looking for a new friend around the Manchester area.
will: oi is that speakman? not seen him since sam kitching betrayed us the pussy
Halliwell: na his mum killed him when she found out he failed his exams at future skills
Speakman by Colinmappleby June 28, 2023
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xander speakman 

the sexiest boy on earth🤤🥵💗
“have you seen xander speakman? oh damm is he sexy.”
xander speakman by emma.samek February 7, 2020

James speakman 

Alpha male

Better than chuck norris

Won a game of connect four in three moves
Ripped
‘Cows don’t drink milk’
Your a cow, cows don’t drink milk-James speakman
James speakman by James speakman February 7, 2022

James speakman 

Alpha male
Supreme actor

Can win a game of connect four in three moves

Doesn’t read books he stares at them until he gets the information he wants
‘Cows don’t drink milk’
Your a cow, cow don’t drink milk-James speakman
James speakman by James speakman February 7, 2022

dylan speakman 

dylan is a mythical creature created by the roman gods. One day the mighty beast appeared at midnight and neally destroyed tokyo from bending over to destroy a building he unraveled the true beast inside him known as the kracken. when the kracken was summond from the black hole of dylans anus it wipped out half the continent and then it vanshied ,no one knows if the beast will ever return.
the myth known as "DYLAN SPEAKMAN"
dylan speakman by RYLEE October 30, 2012

Venetian Spearman 

When you stand fully erect 15 feet from your bitch spread eagle and sprint full speed towards her hoping for full penetration.
I told that bitch to spread'em. The Venetian spearman is about to slay that puss.
Venetian Spearman by imhayes86 January 28, 2017