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sneaker head 

One who is in love with but not limited to Jordans, Forces, Dunks, Maxes, etc.

Willing to camp out and face lines that wind around blocks for a pair of once in a lifetime exclusives!

On the verge of bankruptcy because the addiction is THAT serious.

Misunderstood by non sneaker heads as wasting money and are constantly told that they will get over it or that "it's just a phase.

Likely to kill you if you step on their kicks.

Running out of closet space because the boxes can only stack up so high...

Marks calendar for release dates and hates seeing fakes.

Lives for the first time they open the box and that new sneaker smell just fills up the air. HATES CREASES.
Person A: Yo Shirley doesn't stop buyin shoes! She just got another pair of Jordans..

Person B: Damn, she's a sneaker head...

I AM A SNEAKER HEAD
sneaker head by *~BLacK WiDoW~* April 6, 2007
Words you can keep

Sneaker head 

Some one who collects shoes or sneakers. Usually most trendy ones. Some may be hype beasts
Wowww did you see that new kid at school, he’s a sneaker head!!
Sneaker head by Naislin October 14, 2017

Sneaker Head 

The exact same thing as a crack head but instead of crack it’s sneakers
Sneaker Head by Epicgamer69,420 January 5, 2020
Word of the Day on November 17, 2024

Sneaker head 

A person who is sexually attracted to sneakers. They buy shoe so they can stick there Dick in them. That's why you didn't win the raffle.
Person 1:"My fatass uncle john is a sneaker head!"
Person 2: " ewww wtf he has sex with shoes?!?!"
Person 1: "he fucked my Jordan 1s!."
Sneaker head by D1r2 October 8, 2021

Night-time head sneakers 

The thoughts that sneak into your head as you try to go to sleep. They are usually negative, irrational and exaggerated, but feel oh-so-real at the time.

In the morning you often can't even figure out what you were worried or angry about.
How did you sleep?

Not very well, I had night-time head sneakers

sneakerhead 

1. A person who collects limited, rare, OG, or flat out exclusive kicks. Usually the collection consists of Jordans or Dunks.
2. A person with background knowledge of certain sneakers.
Yo, that cat always be rockin fresh sneaks. Gotta be a sneakerhead.
sneakerhead by brandoneezy March 21, 2005

Speakerhead 

People or person who walk around with head phones or earbuds in or on there head all the time.
Dude, look at that kid, he's a speakerhead. It's like he has two speakers taped to his noggin.
Speakerhead by Baseball Dad February 23, 2013
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026
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