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sneaker head 

One who is in love with but not limited to Jordans, Forces, Dunks, Maxes, etc.

Willing to camp out and face lines that wind around blocks for a pair of once in a lifetime exclusives!

On the verge of bankruptcy because the addiction is THAT serious.

Misunderstood by non sneaker heads as wasting money and are constantly told that they will get over it or that "it's just a phase.

Likely to kill you if you step on their kicks.

Running out of closet space because the boxes can only stack up so high...

Marks calendar for release dates and hates seeing fakes.

Lives for the first time they open the box and that new sneaker smell just fills up the air. HATES CREASES.
Person A: Yo Shirley doesn't stop buyin shoes! She just got another pair of Jordans..

Person B: Damn, she's a sneaker head...

I AM A SNEAKER HEAD
sneaker head by *~BLacK WiDoW~* April 6, 2007
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Sneaker head 

Some one who collects shoes or sneakers. Usually most trendy ones. Some may be hype beasts
Wowww did you see that new kid at school, he’s a sneaker head!!
Sneaker head by Naislin October 14, 2017

Sneaker Head 

The exact same thing as a crack head but instead of crack it’s sneakers
Sneaker Head by Epicgamer69,420 January 5, 2020
Word of the Day on November 17, 2024

Sneaker head 

A person who is sexually attracted to sneakers. They buy shoe so they can stick there Dick in them. That's why you didn't win the raffle.
Person 1:"My fatass uncle john is a sneaker head!"
Person 2: " ewww wtf he has sex with shoes?!?!"
Person 1: "he fucked my Jordan 1s!."
Sneaker head by D1r2 October 8, 2021

Night-time head sneakers 

The thoughts that sneak into your head as you try to go to sleep. They are usually negative, irrational and exaggerated, but feel oh-so-real at the time.

In the morning you often can't even figure out what you were worried or angry about.
How did you sleep?

Not very well, I had night-time head sneakers

sneakerhead 

1. A person who collects limited, rare, OG, or flat out exclusive kicks. Usually the collection consists of Jordans or Dunks.
2. A person with background knowledge of certain sneakers.
Yo, that cat always be rockin fresh sneaks. Gotta be a sneakerhead.
sneakerhead by brandoneezy March 21, 2005

Speakerhead 

People or person who walk around with head phones or earbuds in or on there head all the time.
Dude, look at that kid, he's a speakerhead. It's like he has two speakers taped to his noggin.
Speakerhead by Baseball Dad February 23, 2013
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