Very bad slurring of words, sometimes even creating new words that make perfect sense to you but not to anyone else. This phenomenon is cause by drinking vast quantities of alcohol. Rum produces the best snarggling

"Did I call you and snargle last night?"
"Yeah, you were really drunk, I had no idea what you were saying"

"Wow Becky, you were wasted last night, you were snarggling really badly"
"oh god, not again"

Snargle by Snarggler January 19, 2009

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Snargle-fart

A snargle-fart is the unique art of going to the bathroom to take a shit and while shitting, the shitter vomits simultaneously. This creates an epidemic of major proportions of bio-waste release.

An extra option is that the original shitter has the option of giving head directly after snargle-farting without properly cleansing themselves beforehand.

Person 1: Dude, wtf were you doing? You were in there for like 30 minutes!

Person 2: Man, I had to snargle-fart.

Person 3: Nice!

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Snarglepuff

A small troll with oddly cute features

Contessa has a pet snarglepuff named Hilary Clinton

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Snarglefunk

A type of rare animal that lives in the jungles of Antarctica and spends its days hunting and preying on exotic birds and baby seals native to that region. It is a close realative to the platypus, common llama, and other unidentifiable creatures.

Oh my goodness children! Did you see that snarglefunk eat that baby seal?!

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snargleburger

One's vagina

How dare you talk about my snargleburger in front of all the servants of Downton Abbey!

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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