A one eyed Pekingese that snorts ans gives high fives.
I awoke to hear the sounds of snorting and grunting above my head and a white fluffytail kept brushing my eyes. Immediately, I knew it was the snorglefloof.
The spontaneous and uncontrollable laughter that ensues when someone attempts to stifle a sneeze in a room full of people, resulting in a peculiar combination of snorts, giggles, and snorts that sound like a cross between a snicker and a flop
Example: Jane tried to hold in her sneeze during the important meeting, but the entire room erupted in sniggleflops, making it impossible for anyone to take the presentation seriously.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"