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SnakeBall

A man i wouldnt let into my house!

If i saw him, he would get shot in his hip or kneecap and he would never be able to fight or be a snakeball again!!
If that snakeball ever comes into my house when im not home i would pistol whip his temple!
by LeoLaughsAtGaga October 15, 2016
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Snakebas

a piece of feces that coils, but has a end that resembles a snake head.
"dude, take a pic of this turd i just dropped! its a total snakebas"
by AlexNJHC February 6, 2007
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snakeback

Mormon shadow-cultist
Fucking snakebacks married my 13 year old daughter!
by God wank November 27, 2017
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spaceballs

Mel Brooks' best movie, and one of the funnyest movies ever made, next to Airplane!
by IrishRepublicanArmy October 13, 2003
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shadeball

(n) A person who is so shady, they have become "shade" in physical form.
She caught Jason rifling through her purse when her back was turned. What a f--kin' shadeball!
by Spit Blood July 5, 2004
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spaceballs

Colonel Sandurz: How about you two? Found anything yet?
Black Gaurd: We ain't found shit!


Colonel Sandurz: It's Mega-Maid! She's gone from suck to blow!


Dark Helmet: I bet she gives great helmet.


Ludicrous speed, GO!


Dark Helmet: Out of order? FUCK! Even in the future, nothing works!


President Skroob: Sandurz, Sandurz. You got to help me. I don't know what to do. I can't make decisions. I'm a president!


Dark Helmet: So, Lone Star, now you see that evil will always triumph because "good is dumb."


Dark Helmet: What's the matter Colonel Sandurz? Chicken?


Dark Helmet: Who made that man a gunner?
Maj. Asshole: I did, sir. He's my cousin.
Dark Helmet: Who is he?
Col. Sandurz: He's an Asshole, sir.
Dark Helmet: I know that. What's his name?
Col. Sandurz: That is his name, sir. Asshole, Major Asshole.
Dark Helmet: And his cousin?
Col. Sandurz: He's an Asshole too, sir. Gunner's Mate, First Class, Philip Asshole.
Dark Helmet: How many Assholes we got on this ship, any how?
Everyone: Yo!
Dark Helmet: I knew it. I'm surrounded by Assholes. Keep firing, Assholes!


Dark Helmet: You have the ring, and I see your Schwartz is as big as mine. Now, let's see how well you handle it.


Dark Helmet: WHAT? You went over my helmet?


Dark Helm.: What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the movie?
Colonel Sandurz: Now. You're looking at now, sir. Everything that happens now is happening now.
Dark Helm.: What hapened to then?
Colonel Sandurz: We passed then.
Dark Helm.: When?
Colonel Sandurz: Just now. We're at now now.
Dark Helm.: Go back to then.
Colonel Sandurz: When?
Dark Helm.: Now!
Colonel Sandurz: Now?
Dark Helm.: Now!
Colonel Sandurz: I can't.
Dark Helm.: Why?
Colonel Sandurz: We missed it.
Dark Helm.: When?
Colonel Sandurz: Just now.
Dark Helm.: When will then be now?
Colonel Sandurz: Soon.


Dark Helm.: Knock on my door! Knock next time!
Colonel Sandurz: Yes, sir!
Dark Helm.: Did you see anything?
Colonel Sandurz: No, sir! I didn't see you playing with you dolls again.
Dark Helm.: Good!


Guard: What the hell are you doing?
Lone Star: The Vulcan neck pinch?


Dark Helm.: Raspberry. There's only one man who would dare give me the raspberry: Lone Star!"
We will see eachother again in Spaceballs Two: The Search for More Money.
by Zack H. (pro TDer) March 27, 2005
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spaceballs

we brake for nobody
by punk as fuck May 14, 2004
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