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Snake hand 

The snake hand is used when you try to mislead someone how far you can reach with your arm. By not streching it out fully you wait until the object comes to you and then make a fast move using those last inches you've "saved". A needed condition is that the other person's not able to see the whole arm.
"I stood in the shower and tried to reach the towel outside the cabin. Sarah was there and teased me by holding it very close to my hand. Fortunatly I used the snake hand and just "Snap!", took it from her!"
Snake hand by triflet May 19, 2009
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Snake Hand 

Receiving a handjob with gloves of rough texture
"Dude Samantha gave me the snake hand yesterday"
Snake Hand by Punkhayd207 July 29, 2016

my hand works great on a snake 

Hey there Billy, wanna go for some love time? ...my hand works great on a snake.

Shake Hand 

When a guy sleeps with a girl that has a next man. Then walks her home to find her man waiting for her, the girl introduce them both reffering to the guy she just fucked as her friend and he shakes her boyfriends hand and acts normal.🤣
Everytime you see the guy who the girl has fucked you shout out or call him "shake hand" 🤣
Shake Hand by Fool Fool 3000 June 4, 2021

Double Hand Shake 

Used in the exchange of drugs, a double hand shake is where you shake both of the dealers hands in your opposite hands, i.e right with right, left with left, and swap over the goods.

He takes the money out of your right hand whilst you take the dope/MDMA whatever with your left.
Used to disguise the transaction.
Dude you got my dope?
Yeah let's double hand shake so that guy over there doesn't see.
Double Hand Shake by Millzersrers February 13, 2009

slingshot hand shake 

A hand shake where a brotha is being real agressive upon first meeting and drags you in for the hug
Bro 1: yo whats up man, nice to meet you
slingshot hand shaker: yo whats up man (offers a hand, and yanks bro #1 in for the hug)

uffy hand shake

a "hand shake" given to a male by an uffy. the "hand shake" takes place in the male nether region. it is given when an uffy wants to determine if the male is suitable or large enough for bedding.
uffy hand shake originated when muffy, buffy, and fluffy noticed that a man can see if a woman has large breasts. and the man can decide if he wants to go out with her. but a female has no way of knowing if a man has a big one or not. hence the need for an uffy hand shake.
"fluffy, did you give gary the uffy hand shake before you had sex?", asked muffy.

"yes, and he had a prince albert too!"

duffy was so sad and bummed out that biff had a small wanker.

"hey duffy, you should have given him the uffy hand shake."
uffy hand shake by robyn cason January 16, 2008