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Snacktician

The crew member aboard a racing sailboat who is in charge of selecting and distributing snacks to the rest of the crew at the appropriate moments during a race. The Snacktician may also be in charge of snackquisition. The title often devolves to snack bitch upon return to the dock after losing the race.
LuLu is the Snacktician aboard the boat "Fast Betty". She gave the crew PayDay bars on the first upwind leg of the race and Mystic Mint Oreos on the second upwind leg of the race.
Snacktician by Nelson Facol May 7, 2013
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Snacktical 

A person' (operator's) ability to conceal snacks in pouches and duty gear.
Look how Snacktical Mark is with those snicker bars in his mag pouches.
Snacktical by Stinkcheese June 4, 2014
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Stacktician 

Gaming lingo - A player who will only play on a team that is already winning, full of experienced players, or outnumbers the other team.

The word is a mix of "Stacking" and "Tactician", Stacking meaning making a round one-sided either by outnumbering a team or putting all the experienced players on one team.
"The stacktician left team A to join team B when they were about to win."

"Ten versus ten and all the highest ranked players went to team A, while team B is full of novices, what a bunch of stackticians."
Stacktician by Faiden October 1, 2012

snacktition 

The person responsible for distributing food and drink on a boat out of the cooler or refrigerator.
While Sue was down in the cabin of the boat, she was asked to pass up snacks to the crew on deck. Hence, Sue became the snacktition.