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Snacktician

The crew member aboard a racing sailboat who is in charge of selecting and distributing snacks to the rest of the crew at the appropriate moments during a race. The Snacktician may also be in charge of snackquisition. The title often devolves to snack bitch upon return to the dock after losing the race.
LuLu is the Snacktician aboard the boat "Fast Betty". She gave the crew PayDay bars on the first upwind leg of the race and Mystic Mint Oreos on the second upwind leg of the race.
Snacktician by Nelson Facol May 7, 2013
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Snacktical 

A person' (operator's) ability to conceal snacks in pouches and duty gear.
Look how Snacktical Mark is with those snicker bars in his mag pouches.
Snacktical by Stinkcheese June 4, 2014
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snacktarian

im so snacktarian these days.
snacktarian by barbzi June 4, 2015

Stacktician 

Gaming lingo - A player who will only play on a team that is already winning, full of experienced players, or outnumbers the other team.

The word is a mix of "Stacking" and "Tactician", Stacking meaning making a round one-sided either by outnumbering a team or putting all the experienced players on one team.
"The stacktician left team A to join team B when they were about to win."

"Ten versus ten and all the highest ranked players went to team A, while team B is full of novices, what a bunch of stackticians."
Stacktician by Faiden October 1, 2012

snacktition 

The person responsible for distributing food and drink on a boat out of the cooler or refrigerator.
While Sue was down in the cabin of the boat, she was asked to pass up snacks to the crew on deck. Hence, Sue became the snacktition.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026