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Smurf You! 

another creative way to say Fuck You without your parents finding out
Me: you know what Smurf You!!
parent: well isnt that nice (:
Smurf You! by botdfluva April 1, 2011

smurf your turf 

A phrase which can mean almost anything. It can be used sexually or just as a good question.
Ay bitch, lemme smurf your turf
I love it when you smurf my turf
smurf your turf by ryno smalls March 15, 2008

my smurf, your peak 

quite literally the most devastating insult one could lob in voice chat at their sh*t teammates in ranked videos games like R6, Valorant, LOL, Rocket League, Chess. It implies that the speakers “f*ck around” or “smurf” account thats only played on casually is ranked better than the enemy/shit teammates real account is ranked at its peak.
teammate: “that was a bad play, look at your aim , you’re dogwater

you: “ my smurf, your peak
my smurf, your peak by Crouch Guy August 24, 2023

surf on your turf 

To browse the internet on someone else's computer, or to browse whilst logged in as another person.
Can I surf on your turf?
surf on your turf by electroweak November 7, 2009
Jenny got in more trouble after being arrested because she had priors.
priors by Jermaine Young. October 14, 2008
Word of the Day on June 16, 2026
An acronym for an "aznbbygirl" meaning an asian female gangster. ABG's like to hang with gangsters and wear thin (slutty) clothing. They like to jump other girls who talk shit and make out with their boyfriends 24/7 (maybe even have sex.) Usually own side kicks who also like to text frequently. ABG'S also normally have a "ride or die" homie, someone who is always down for them, or die trying. ABG's are also known for dying their hair alot. From blonde to black. They have many piercings: multiple on the ears, and stomach/lip. They probably have teased hair, bangs, and have had extensions at one point or another. Could also have painted nails and tatoos. ABG's are super hot, but you would probably get jumped if you tried to hit on them. They also loiter and hang out past curfew.
"Oh shit look at those hotties at that boba house.."
"Watch out, see those gangsters next to them? Their obviously ABG's."
"Damn..still hot."
ABG by Lolzercoptorzallday February 7, 2009
Word of the Day on June 14, 2026