Smurf Juice 

A mix of Chempak Nitrogen and Calcium feeds for plants, from seedling stage to fully grown.

Smurf Juice has boosted my chillies already!

Smurf Juice by Papa Taf March 10, 2019

Smurf Juice 

The blue deodorant liquid in the hull of a porta potty.

I dropped a deuce into the smurf juice.

Smurf Juice by tones10 December 10, 2012

Smurf Juice 

An alcoholic beverage, popular among high-schoolers and college students. Lots of sugar and flavor makes the alcohol hard to taste. Contains:
1 2-litre of Diet Mountain Dew
1 packet of any blue Kool-Aid
1 Fifth of Vodka

"Damn man, I got dumped. Mix some Smurf Juice and lets get tore up."

Smurf Juice by Chainer April 24, 2006

smurf juice 

Nitrous Oxide for cars. Used to add horsepower. "Smurf" refers to the color of the NOS system's tank (blue). "Juice" is a popular term for nitrous.

"That bitch was squeezing Smurf juice..."

smurf juice by SERvo February 13, 2004

Surf Juice 

A mixed drink created by youngsters with no regrets -

One part blue gatorade
One part purple gatorade
One part sprite
Two parts Apple McCormick.

Voila.

... And on the 8th day, God made Surf Juice.

Person A: "I got so sloshed last night, man.

Person B: "What did you have to drink?"
Person A: "Surf juice. Such a fine beverage..."

Surf Juice by Natalie Weaver February 12, 2012