This term reflects the compound act of two poor decisions. 1) Using a Port-a-John (Job Johnny, Johnny on the Spot, et al.) 2) Grinding out a depth charge into the murky abyss. For when you choose to do both you are likely to emerge from the compact bowel booth with a set of smurf balls, as your testicles are splashed with a coating of azure hued ass water.
Dubbs insisted on using the Job Johnny and he was rewarded with a pair of smurf balls for his stupidity.
by Mike Dennison July 8, 2007
Get the smurf ballsmug. The name given to the act of dropping a hard packed snowball into a port-o-potty or out-house through the outside vent while in use.
The resulting splash often creates smurf balls.
The resulting splash often creates smurf balls.
by Demnar November 12, 2010
Get the Smurf Ballmug.