Smuggling midgets 

A term used to describe a lady that has larger-than-socially-acceptable breasts packed into a very tight shirt.

Take a look a that gir, she's smuggling midgets.

Smuggling midgets by Alex Stacy August 23, 2007

Midget Smuggling Pants

Midget smuggling pants are baggy legged pants, often worn by goth people.

If someone were to step over a midget they would dissapear because the pants are so big in the leg.

"Haha look that guy is wearing Midget Smuggling Pants!"

Midget Smuggling Pants by Ella B February 10, 2009

Smuggling a midget

When you are desperate for a turd

“ I feel like I’m smuggling a midget”

Smuggling a midget by Josh,Marth&jonsey January 21, 2026