Smuggling a midget

When you are desperate for a turd

“ I feel like I’m smuggling a midget”

Smuggling a midget by Josh,Marth&jonsey January 21, 2026

Midget Smuggling Pants

Midget smuggling pants are baggy legged pants, often worn by goth people.

If someone were to step over a midget they would dissapear because the pants are so big in the leg.

"Haha look that guy is wearing Midget Smuggling Pants!"

Midget Smuggling Pants by Ella B February 10, 2009

Smuggling midgets 

A term used to describe a lady that has larger-than-socially-acceptable breasts packed into a very tight shirt.

Take a look a that gir, she's smuggling midgets.

Smuggling midgets by Alex Stacy August 23, 2007