Smuggling midgets

A term used to describe a lady that has larger-than-socially-acceptable breasts packed into a very tight shirt.

Take a look a that gir, she's smuggling midgets.

by Alex Stacy August 23, 2007

Smuggling a midget

When you are desperate for a turd

“ I feel like I’m smuggling a midget”

by T_Talb January 21, 2026