smudgie

A smudgie is when you freeze a length of your shit, and use it as a dildo on a girl.
Wouldn't it melt I hear you say? That's the smudgie part.

I've got some smudgie crust left on flaps this morning.

by Gazza May 17, 2006

smudgie

Schoolboy slang (especially boarding schools in Australia): The act of wiping one's spread bare arse and "brown eye" on someone or something, thereby leaving a smudge.

In that last rumble, not only did I get dacked, but Hargraves also smudgied my nose.

by mcat_z October 4, 2009

smudgie

A frozen desert or snack consisting of a mix of banana and peanut butter, sandwiched between two graham crackers.

Let's make smudgies for the picnic.

by hankgtp July 9, 2009

Smudgie

Australian Cricket Captain - Steve Smith

Smudgie - Gee I reckon smudgie is gonna grab a double ton here!

by Duckvandyk December 27, 2017

smudgie

The act of putting your foot against the fence and raking downward over a hole that a dog has it's nose in.

What you can do to quiet your neighbor's annoying,barking dog.

by donttreadonme October 30, 2004

Butt smudgie

wen your arse is sweaty and unwiped and u press it up against a object or a person leaving behind a smudgie for all!

wen you pass out im goanna give u a butt smudgie!!

by pappawally July 14, 2020

Smudgeon

Short person that paints

The art show features Maryland’s newest smudgeon

by Suzins May 27, 2018