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A smudgie is when you freeze a length of your shit, and use it as a dildo on a girl.
Wouldn't it melt I hear you say? That's the smudgie part.
I've got some smudgie crust left on flaps this morning.
smudgie by Gazza May 17, 2006
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Schoolboy slang (especially boarding schools in Australia): The act of wiping one's spread bare arse and "brown eye" on someone or something, thereby leaving a smudge.
In that last rumble, not only did I get dacked, but Hargraves also smudgied my nose.
smudgie by mcat_z October 4, 2009
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A frozen desert or snack consisting of a mix of banana and peanut butter, sandwiched between two graham crackers.
Let's make smudgies for the picnic.
smudgie by hankgtp July 9, 2009
Australian Cricket Captain - Steve Smith
Smudgie - Gee I reckon smudgie is gonna grab a double ton here!
Smudgie by Duckvandyk December 27, 2017
The act of putting your foot against the fence and raking downward over a hole that a dog has it's nose in.
What you can do to quiet your neighbor's annoying,barking dog.
smudgie by donttreadonme October 30, 2004

Butt smudgie

wen your arse is sweaty and unwiped and u press it up against a object or a person leaving behind a smudgie for all!
wen you pass out im goanna give u a butt smudgie!!
Butt smudgie by pappawally July 14, 2020

Smudgeon 

The art show features Maryland’s newest smudgeon
Smudgeon by Suzins May 27, 2018
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