smudgie

A smudgie is when you freeze a length of your shit, and use it as a dildo on a girl.
Wouldn't it melt I hear you say? That's the smudgie part.

I've got some smudgie crust left on flaps this morning.

by Gazza May 17, 2006

smudgie

Schoolboy slang (especially boarding schools in Australia): The act of wiping one's spread bare arse and "brown eye" on someone or something, thereby leaving a smudge.

In that last rumble, not only did I get dacked, but Hargraves also smudgied my nose.

by mcat_z October 4, 2009

smudgy

Smudge

I really need new windshield wipers, the windshield is so smudgy when I use them.

by jariaz June 4, 2018

smudgie

A frozen desert or snack consisting of a mix of banana and peanut butter, sandwiched between two graham crackers.

Let's make smudgies for the picnic.

by hankgtp July 9, 2009

smudgy

When you get so drunk that you fall and smudge your makeup.

Last night I got so smudgy that I fell and smudged my mascara on the wall.

by Moexo March 4, 2016

Smudgie

Australian Cricket Captain - Steve Smith

Smudgie - Gee I reckon smudgie is gonna grab a double ton here!

by Duckvandyk December 27, 2017

smudgie

The act of putting your foot against the fence and raking downward over a hole that a dog has it's nose in.

What you can do to quiet your neighbor's annoying,barking dog.

by donttreadonme October 30, 2004