Smudgies

Usually the discord, Xbox or any online name of a mega chad, usually has a massive horse cock, the coolest person you will meet because he is such a mega chad cool guy

Bro bro no way bro smudgies is such a chad who’s so cool bro no cap

by BroGuyManBroFam May 23, 2020

Smudgies

The name of a mega chad, what more could be said he’s just a absolute chad who is super cool bro no cap on jah

Bro smudgies is so cool

by BroGuyManBroFam May 23, 2020

Butt Smudges

physical proof against a wall that a couple committed adultery in a baby nursery

Craig totally cheated on Holly J with Manny! I mean danng, check out the butt smudges on the wall.

by omgitskee November 13, 2011

smudgie

A smudgie is when you freeze a length of your shit, and use it as a dildo on a girl.
Wouldn't it melt I hear you say? That's the smudgie part.

I've got some smudgie crust left on flaps this morning.

by Gazza May 17, 2006

Butt smudgie

wen your arse is sweaty and unwiped and u press it up against a object or a person leaving behind a smudgie for all!

wen you pass out im goanna give u a butt smudgie!!

by pappawally July 14, 2020

smudgie

Schoolboy slang (especially boarding schools in Australia): The act of wiping one's spread bare arse and "brown eye" on someone or something, thereby leaving a smudge.

In that last rumble, not only did I get dacked, but Hargraves also smudgied my nose.

by mcat_z October 4, 2009

smudgie

A frozen desert or snack consisting of a mix of banana and peanut butter, sandwiched between two graham crackers.

Let's make smudgies for the picnic.

by hankgtp July 9, 2009