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when your bias is being so adorable that instead of feeling shooketh or quaking you feel smoofed with love and softness
Ex:

Bang Chan of Stray Kids is being so cute. OMG he has me smoofed
smoofed by Riyeori March 5, 2019
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"Smoofie" is a term of endearment shared among awesomely cool, genuinely nice people. The term is intended to convey respect and affectionate regard, particularly among colleagues who work closely with one-another in a small business. It's a bit silly, but sweetly intended.
In a daily newsletter or blog, for example, the greeting is: "Good Morning, smoofies..."

Or when directly addressing a colleague, you might say, "Hey, smoofie...'sup?"

Please note: this word and its unique spelling is only to be positively construed. Similar words/definitions are not the same.
smoofie by KennethTheBarista January 20, 2014
Dude, I wanna drink a smoofie so bad
Smoofie by BioChemist0524 May 3, 2019
A 'sherm', simp, loser with a knack for acting big and bad. A poser who acts hard but in reality, is soft. A pussy, a scaredy-cat, etc.
"nah, he really a smoofie ass bitch"

"wait till I spin dat block"
"ya smoofie ass aint spinning nada"
Smoofie by lowkeypokin March 1, 2024
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026