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1. Someone that is excluded in the Secret Recipe of Scrambled Eggs Foundation.
"haha look at smooj eating crappy scrambled eggs"
by godzilla January 10, 2005
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A combination of schmoozing and smooching.
On the work retreat, I decided to smooj with our boss, Herbert.
by OddityBloggity August 04, 2019
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