Smoojze

When you have something on your face. This could be anything from facial hair, to food. If you notice someone with a little smoojze on their face, give them a light slap on both cheeks, alternating, while telling them "You have a little smoojze.".

"You got a little smoojze right there."

Smoojze by ckw1992 January 2, 2014

Smooze 

The evil monster from My Little Pony The Movie. It's purple, gloppy, and slimy. you Totally can't stop it.

Something bad is coming down, have you heard the news? Duck and slide, run and hide, nothing can stop the Smooze!

Smooze by Guinea Pig Freak April 29, 2006

smoozer 

Somebody who manipulates through clever conversation or flattery so as to further themselves, a sweet talker. Gererally related to sales pitches, chasing ladies, etc

I cant believe some of the stuff he is saying, he is such a smoozer.

smoozer by **paula** May 12, 2007

Smooze 

When you stick a handful of skittles in a laxative, shove it up your ass, and then shit liquid rainbow all over your partner's face.

Patricia: What is smooze? Will we like it? Is it something nice?
Rob: It sure is! But it'll cost you 50 bucks.

Smooze by ProPyro138 November 18, 2017

smooze 

To manipulate, through clever conversation or flattery, your way into ones good graces.
Generally related to chasing women or scamming money.

Damn, that guy could smooze a nun outta' her panties.

smooze by steven September 9, 2003

smooze 

Smooze is a fungus that can attack the plastic of a My Little Pony. It looks a bit like inground dirt. Sadly it eventually spreads throughout the pony and ruins her.

As a final attempt to save my pony from smooze, I boiled her in Oxiclean.

smooze by Poundpuppies4ever December 14, 2008

smooze 

It is an action that describes a person who is physically and mentally a cow and they just had a snooze

i just had a smooze

smooze by John john-Smith Smith August 31, 2020