When you have something on your face. This could be anything from facial hair, to food. If you notice someone with a little smoojze on their face, give them a light slap on both cheeks, alternating, while telling them "You have a little smoojze.".
by ckw1992 January 2, 2014
Get the Smoojze mug.The evil monster from My Little Pony The Movie. It's purple, gloppy, and slimy. you Totally can't stop it.
Something bad is coming down, have you heard the news? Duck and slide, run and hide, nothing can stop the Smooze!
by Guinea Pig Freak April 29, 2006
Get the Smooze mug.Somebody who manipulates through clever conversation or flattery so as to further themselves, a sweet talker. Gererally related to sales pitches, chasing ladies, etc
by **paula** May 12, 2007
Get the smoozer mug.When you stick a handful of skittles in a laxative, shove it up your ass, and then shit liquid rainbow all over your partner's face.
Patricia: What is smooze? Will we like it? Is it something nice?
Rob: It sure is! But it'll cost you 50 bucks.
Rob: It sure is! But it'll cost you 50 bucks.
by ProPyro138 November 18, 2017
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Generally related to chasing women or scamming money.
Generally related to chasing women or scamming money.
by steven September 9, 2003
Get the smooze mug.Smooze is a fungus that can attack the plastic of a My Little Pony. It looks a bit like inground dirt. Sadly it eventually spreads throughout the pony and ruins her.
by Poundpuppies4ever December 14, 2008
Get the smooze mug.It is an action that describes a person who is physically and mentally a cow and they just had a snooze
i just had a smooze
by John john-Smith Smith August 31, 2020
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