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A slang term regarding to cops and police men.
Uh-oh here come the somkeys!
Don't do it here the smokeys are right there!!
smokeys by David and Hector June 27, 2005
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Smokeys Mum 

A woman who smokes marajuana and has intercourse with random men.
Look out there, there's a smokeys mum

Smokers Lungs 

Something only Tina D Cook knows about so very well.
Tina D Cooks nasty ass smokers lungs and breath are disgusting!!!🤮🤮🤮 And her yuck breath too. Barf City!!!
Smokers Lungs by OrangeCandyBar March 30, 2022

Smokey Bear Parade 

1. An exceptionally large amount of Marine Corps Drill Instructors in one place at a givin time. Usually in motion. (ie. parade, march)

2. A Marine Corps recruits worst nightmare in reality.
Ohh my sweet-mary-mother-of-God!! It's a SMOKEY BEAR PARADE!
Smokey Bear Parade by Chattom, E August 22, 2006

Smokey Time

A special time in which an individual goes out to take a little smoke whether its a normal cigarette or even the bong pipe. Smokey time is a time where the smoker devotes his/her heart to the smoke, and nothing can distract them from the wonderful effect it produces. Too much Smokey Time can result in Lung Cancer or getting high, which is why you should limit the Smokey Time to about 5 hours or less. Some people get too carried away while engaging in Smokey Time which frequently results in them smoking through important business meetings and other important events without eve realizing. Some people even smoke to the point where their mind is literally telling them to "Screw anyone else, just smoke me". Smokey Time is becoming a serious problem in the United States of America, as well as the rest of the world. If the government does not outlaw Smokey Time soon, the whole world will begin to smoke, resulting in world chaos and havoc. And as if Smokey Time alone wasn't enough, society in general (well the Smokey Time population and fans) have decided that it is "okay" to just throws their cigarettes all over the streets and onto the floor. This contributes to world litter, and more smoke being released into the air for innocent little pookies to smell it and get addicted to Smokey Time. Although Smokey Time is addicting, and it makes the body feel better while engaging in it, there are many more cons than pros when it comes to Smokey Time. Plz do your part by not joining people in Smokey Time. When, they have made it clear that they are going out to have a little Smokey Time, ignore them and think to yourself, "What a dumbass, he/she's gonna die" and just leave it at that. On a final note I would like to state that Smokey Time IZ NIICE! SCREW THIS DEFINITION LET'S GO HAVE SOME SMOKEY TIME!
Sid - Hey where is Uncle Joe going, he just got here?

Mir - Oh, he's just going out for a little Smokey Time, but he'll be back soon.

Sid - Oh I see. You wanna join him?

Mir and Kaba say in unison - LET'S.

Borat (from the corner of the room) - SMOKEY TIME, IZ NIICE!
Smokey Time by Mastie August 21, 2009

smokes, let's go 

"Corey, Trevor, smokes, let's go" - Ricky
TPB.
smokes, let's go by poy41 March 17, 2009

smokers thumb 

The inevitable callus that forms from smoking too many bowls with a bad lighter.
"This lighter fuckin' sucks! I'm gonna have a bad case of smokers thumb tomorrow..."
smokers thumb by Xobeht December 25, 2007
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026
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