smoked ham 

When a woman is wearing a swimming costume and you can see subtle, or not-so subtle fat rolls.

Fwoah!! Shaved Ham!! E-Ewww....

smoked ham by seedy March 22, 2003

Smoked Ham 

When one partner is getting high while fucking and when he finishes the blunt he shoves it up the partners asshole.

I gave yo' bitch some smoked ham

Smoked Ham by imtehfallout March 12, 2015

smoked ham 

When a ham is under the influence of marijuana

look at that smoked ham, he looks like a fat-devil

smoked ham by big pun March 11, 2003

Smoked Ham 

A half black half white kid.

Looks like Jodi and Jerome are going to have a smoked ham for Christmas.

Smoked Ham by Stuckinher September 26, 2011

smoke a ham 

Using a small bathroom/restroom/public stall for emptying your bowels. Taking a shit and smelling up the entire area.

Dude, I think that burrito is finally fighting back. I gotta go smoke a ham.

smoke a ham by BigEasyMoney August 24, 2007

ham smoke 

Getting MF head...

Yo I'm about to hit this bitch up and get some ham smoke

ham smoke by Bump bump June 2, 2017

smoke hammer 

A very attractive female.

Damn Hillary Duff is a smoke hammer

smoke hammer by Whitesugar50 February 22, 2018