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n. - an abbreviation for Secret Masters of Fandom, usually used in the science-fiction community. It can apply jokingly to the idea there is a secret 'conspiracy' group controlling the masses of a fandom, or it can simply refer to the "unsung" types who organize conventions.
If you enjoyed this Bi-Mon Sci-Fi Con, you ought to thank the SMOFs who put it all together.
SMOF by DoMM April 28, 2006
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Acronym for "Set Myself On Fire". used to express your feeling when you would rather die painfully than be in that situation.
Person 1: "Don't you just love the new Justin Beiber song?"

Person 2: "I'd rather SMOF than listen to that garbage."
SMOF by Beef225 November 11, 2017
Related Words
smoft SMOF smoff Smofap smofe Smoffee smoffie smoffing smoffo Smoffocate
He was a real smof and jumped his motorcycle into the lake
Smof by Greg Powell January 13, 2022
Sniffing My Own Fart...

To smell my own anal emissions.... and ENJOY! MMMMMMMM!
I was round at my friend's house i let one go... i smelt it... and thought "WOW that is sweet mmmmmmm!"

Unfortunately upon witnessing me smof no one else agreed with me!
Smof by Smof K October 23, 2011
Facebook Chat.

Guy 1: i h8 you i don't even know why anyone likes you.

Guy 2: SMOF
SMOF by AngusFromNowraWriteThis June 17, 2012
Smile On My Face

Typically used when Lmao is a bit over exaggerate.
John: oi bro I’m such a virgin I might just shag a sheep
Mark: smof go for it mate haha
Smof by Willy Fred Spivey April 28, 2020
Abbreviation for "suck me off." Usually used as a substitution for 'shut up' or 'fuck off.'
Anthony: Hey lex, let's go smoke.
Lex: Sorry, I cant, I'm going to volunteer at the special olympics
Anthony: smoff bitch. Lets go.
Smoff by BigCol February 24, 2015
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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