SMOF 

n. - an abbreviation for Secret Masters of Fandom, usually used in the science-fiction community. It can apply jokingly to the idea there is a secret 'conspiracy' group controlling the masses of a fandom, or it can simply refer to the "unsung" types who organize conventions.

If you enjoyed this Bi-Mon Sci-Fi Con, you ought to thank the SMOFs who put it all together.

SMOF by DoMM April 28, 2006

SMOF 

Acronym for "Set Myself On Fire". used to express your feeling when you would rather die painfully than be in that situation.

Person 1: "Don't you just love the new Justin Beiber song?"

Person 2: "I'd rather SMOF than listen to that garbage."

SMOF by Beef225 November 11, 2017

Smof 

Single male over 40

He was a real smof and jumped his motorcycle into the lake

Smof by Greg Powell January 13, 2022

Smof 

Sniffing My Own Fart...

To smell my own anal emissions.... and ENJOY! MMMMMMMM!

I was round at my friend's house i let one go... i smelt it... and thought "WOW that is sweet mmmmmmm!"

Unfortunately upon witnessing me smof no one else agreed with me!

Smof by Smof K October 23, 2011

SMOF 

Suck Me Off Faggot

Facebook Chat.

Guy 1: i h8 you i don't even know why anyone likes you.

Guy 2: SMOF

SMOF by AngusFromNowraWriteThis June 17, 2012

Smof 

Smile On My Face

Typically used when Lmao is a bit over exaggerate.

John: oi bro I’m such a virgin I might just shag a sheep
Mark: smof go for it mate haha

Smof by Willy Fred Spivey April 28, 2020

Smoff 

Abbreviation for "suck me off." Usually used as a substitution for 'shut up' or 'fuck off.'

Anthony: Hey lex, let's go smoke.
Lex: Sorry, I cant, I'm going to volunteer at the special olympics
Anthony: smoff bitch. Lets go.

Smoff by BigCol February 24, 2015