Smof

Single male over 40

He was a real smof and jumped his motorcycle into the lake

by Greg Powell January 13, 2022

Smof

Sniffing My Own Fart...

To smell my own anal emissions.... and ENJOY! MMMMMMMM!

I was round at my friend's house i let one go... i smelt it... and thought "WOW that is sweet mmmmmmm!"

Unfortunately upon witnessing me smof no one else agreed with me!

by Smof K October 23, 2011

SMOF

n. - an abbreviation for Secret Masters of Fandom, usually used in the science-fiction community. It can apply jokingly to the idea there is a secret 'conspiracy' group controlling the masses of a fandom, or it can simply refer to the "unsung" types who organize conventions.

If you enjoyed this Bi-Mon Sci-Fi Con, you ought to thank the SMOFs who put it all together.

by DoMM April 28, 2006

SMOF

Acronym for "Set Myself On Fire". used to express your feeling when you would rather die painfully than be in that situation.

Person 1: "Don't you just love the new Justin Beiber song?"

Person 2: "I'd rather SMOF than listen to that garbage."

by Beef225 November 11, 2017

SMOF

Suck Me Off Faggot

Facebook Chat.

Guy 1: i h8 you i don't even know why anyone likes you.

Guy 2: SMOF

by AngusFromNowraWriteThis June 17, 2012

smoffing

Smoffing is the act of smoking pot and then huffing large amounts of 'dust-off' immediately afterwords. This combination of smoking and using inhalants causes an intense trip where your surroundings become extremely distorted and hallucinations may occur.

person 1: dude, i was SOOO smoffed last night
Person 2: fuck man, im smoffing right now!!
person 1: lucky! you got any smoff left?
Person 2: nah, sorry bro, i smoffed it all already

by burley bob April 28, 2008

Smof

Smile On My Face

Typically used when Lmao is a bit over exaggerate.

John: oi bro I’m such a virgin I might just shag a sheep
Mark: smof go for it mate haha

by Willy Fred Spivey April 28, 2020