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Smofap

(Another word for d-bag - douche bag.)
Someone who is pompus, and annoys the shit out of you.
Scrawny man with visor upside down and backwards:
You better shut up before i beet the shit out of you!

Buff Man:Psh, I'll break you, dont be such a smofap!
by adamgnizzel November 22, 2007
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Sofapotamus

A large rotund person who resides on a sofa for the better part of the day. A Sedentary person who typically resists movement except for sustenance.
During football season I cant help but become a sofapotamus.
by rvanscotter March 8, 2009
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Smokapotamus

A person who smokes ALOT of weed.
"Damn, my wife is burnin that shit like a smokapotamus"

"Hide your shit here comes smokapotamus"

"i've been makin mad cash from that smokapotamus down the street"
by R1029 October 4, 2006
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sofaphile

an adult that is sexually attracted to sofas
Don't sit there.
He's a sofaphile.
by Jizzle_Dizzle January 6, 2011
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smoap

You is so smoap
by Molly molly Wally December 5, 2016
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