Smofap 

(Another word for d-bag - douche bag.)
Someone who is pompus, and annoys the shit out of you.

Scrawny man with visor upside down and backwards:
You better shut up before i beet the shit out of you!

Buff Man:Psh, I'll break you, dont be such a smofap!

Smofap by adamgnizzel November 22, 2007

Sofapotamus 

A large rotund person who resides on a sofa for the better part of the day. A Sedentary person who typically resists movement except for sustenance.

During football season I cant help but become a sofapotamus.

Sofapotamus by rvanscotter March 8, 2009

Smokapotamus 

A person who smokes ALOT of weed.

"Damn, my wife is burnin that shit like a smokapotamus"

"Hide your shit here comes smokapotamus"

"i've been makin mad cash from that smokapotamus down the street"

Smokapotamus by R1029 October 4, 2006

sofaphile 

an adult that is sexually attracted to sofas

Don't sit there.
He's a sofaphile.

sofaphile by Jizzle_Dizzle January 6, 2011

smoap 

Noice

You is so smoap

smoap by Molly molly Wally December 5, 2016