Smitty Fingers

Sweaty, dirty fingers, inferring that the persons hands are unclean and sticky.

Example 1:
Bella: Get you're smitty fingers off me!
George: :(

Example 2:
Gary: Nom CHOCOLATE!
Bill: *slaps hand away* keep you're smitty fingers away from my easter egg!

by NomNomPotashMcBobbinson June 7, 2011

Shitty fingers

When it is late at night, and you can't call out to anyone, or no one is home and you take a dump and there is hardly any toliet paper left, and you try to use the last little bit and you get shit all over your fingers.

Guy: Man got no toliet paper left!
Guy: Man, got shitty fingers.

by Durek October 10, 2006

shitty fingers

The result of the process of removing a condom after having anal intercourse with a female, or if you're into it, a male, partner.

Dave got shitty fingers after fucking some chick up the ass in St. Louis.

by The One who calls Himself I Am, Jr. February 12, 2006

shitty fingers

this is what someone who fingers their own arsehole has.

jonny get ur shitty fingers away from me you fucking 12 year old shagger

by ciarab June 8, 2005

Shitty fingers

Shit fingers

Brandon always has shitty fingers

by Jamal taint January 4, 2021

shitty fingered old hag

a term used to describe the old woman who makes it her duty to spoil peoples fun

just mind your own business you shitty fingered old hag

.....then the shitty fingered old hag went and called the cops,so we had to split

by jamma-dee September 3, 2006

Shitty Finger Wipe

A Shitty Finger Wipe happens when you're taking a massive shit on the toilet and when you're finished and go to wipe your ass, you accidentally miscalculate your finger placement on the toilet paper and end up smearing fresh smelly fecal matter onto one of your fingers as well as half of the toilet paper. Usually the Middle or Ring finger.

My girlfriend was horny one night and tried sucking on my middle finger as to turn me on, hinting towards a nice blowjob. After a quick suck of my finger, she made a disgusted face and proceeded to pick a single kernel of corn that tasted like shit out of the back of her throat. I had eaten corn two nights ago. Must have happened from a Shitty Finger Wipe that I failed to notice after I took a shit.

by ShitSpatulaEater June 12, 2014