smithin' it

someone or something taking a long time, moving slowly, holding things up, waiting

We waited at the railroad crossing for a really long time, the train must have been going like 10 mph. That train was totally smithin' it!

by yoduder September 16, 2010

Smithin' It

To grab another guy's man boob and squeeze repeatedly to be funny.

Oh, dude, I was just totally smithin' it on Bob yesterday. It was hilarious!

by Gary2234 September 30, 2010

John Smithin' It.

When you are full of yourself just like John Smith from Pocahontas.

Alex: Look how hott i look in these pants!

Ashley: Alex, you are so John Smithin' It.

Alex: Yeah so?

by Meggybby September 11, 2011

smithing it

To scam the system or do as little as possible while collecting a full paycheck. The opposite of a team player.

Can you believe how Cyle is always "smithing it" and pretending he is hurt so we do all of the work? He's as bad as that Kristina girl.

by calling them out May 12, 2020

will smithing it

when you slap a girls ass so hard it goes viral

dude last night i was will smithing it to a girl last night, look at the views!

by cumsockballsnasty January 18, 2023

swithinite

a girl who goes to st swithuns in winchester, a posh school for girls :P

person 1: hey you see that girl over there? where's she from, she seems very posh...
person 2: oh, she's a swithinite...

by Yashmeee September 13, 2009

Sir Smithington

Right before coming in a girl's mouth during oral sex, the man would take it out, "knight her" (touch one shoulder, than the other, with his penis, like a knight in the middle ages), come in her face and smack her across the face with his penis.

Last night, Jenny was being a bitch, so I gave her a Sir Smithington.

by golgathontheflatulent January 24, 2011