Smirping
a large fatty kiss when a gross lizard tongue enters your mouth from the oldly large headed bachelor. Usually the side affect of virginity, also really small and hard nipples.
Smirping by icejjfish420 January 25, 2019
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smirting
To go outside of a bar or restaurant where you can't smoke and hang out with other fellow smokers while you flirt with them.
smoking + flirting
smoking + flirting
smirting by Silvia San Martin April 10, 2005
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smirking chimp
Due to his appearance, actions, gestures, intelligence, and attitude George W. Bush is known as the smirking chimp.
smirking chimp by jesster79 March 5, 2005
smirking chimp
A derogatory term for George W. Bush, President of the United States, as appointed by the Supreme Court.
smirking chimp by Cloudy Day March 30, 2004
Smirting
Met this dope chick last night while smirting outside the Belle Vue, got her number and she's hot for me to give her a bell!
Smirting by Richard Brooks October 17, 2007
Gayer smirking
Gayer smirking by Foxytheboss663 January 1, 2020
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