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noun/verb - when you try to have a stern (serious) face but you are just horrible at it and have a bit of a smirk on your face still. Basically a stern look combined with a smirk, smern.
You totally just smerned at me bro.

You tried to make a serious face at me but instead just a smern was produced.

Bro, why are you totally smerning at me right now?
Smern by Yorky York August 13, 2011
Words you can keep
can be used in any form of grammer;noun, verb, adjective etc.
usually the defintion takes on the role of creeping, but in other cases smern can mean just about anything you want it to, if you are ever at a loss of words just simply replace that word with smern.
So you smerning tonight?
That is so smern.
I feel so smernish.

So you smerning tonight?
That is so smern.
I feel so smernish.
Smern by NicoleC July 28, 2008
Related Words
Smern smerna smernonian Shern smenis shmernered Smen smench Serne shernice

Smenergy 

A yellow-orange coloured drink, sold in pints, made by mixing a bottle of the alcopop Smirnoff Ice and a bottle of a high-caffeine alcoholic energy drink called Raw Spirit. Unique to, and college drink of, University College (colloquially known as 'Castle'), a college of the University of Durham. The drink is only available in the college's bar, the Undercroft, otherwise known as the 'Undie'.
"I'm going to head down to the Undie for a Smenergy, see you there?"
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Hey man, I heard you were looking for smerb?
smerb by The Stash June 15, 2010
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The second verse of the Smerbian national anthem has no words. Instead, singers are supposed to hum nervously as if they've forgotten the words. It ends with a majestic kazoo solo.

The king of Smerbia took a lunch break 10 years ago and never returned, so since then Smerbia has become a republic state until he returns. Smerbia still retains a Royal Guard, an army of ninjas, to guard the non-existent royals.
Hail Smerbia!
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Damn Sherna’s gorgeous
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