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noun/verb - when you try to have a stern (serious) face but you are just horrible at it and have a bit of a smirk on your face still. Basically a stern look combined with a smirk, smern.
You totally just smerned at me bro.

You tried to make a serious face at me but instead just a smern was produced.

Bro, why are you totally smerning at me right now?
Smern by Yorky York August 13, 2011
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can be used in any form of grammer;noun, verb, adjective etc.
usually the defintion takes on the role of creeping, but in other cases smern can mean just about anything you want it to, if you are ever at a loss of words just simply replace that word with smern.
So you smerning tonight?
That is so smern.
I feel so smernish.
So you smerning tonight?
That is so smern.
I feel so smernish.
Smern by NicoleC July 28, 2008
Related Words
Smern • smerna • smernonian • Shern • smenis • shmernered • Smen • smench • Serne • shernice

Smenergy 

A yellow-orange coloured drink, sold in pints, made by mixing a bottle of the alcopop Smirnoff Ice and a bottle of a high-caffeine alcoholic energy drink called Raw Spirit. Unique to, and college drink of, University College (colloquially known as 'Castle'), a college of the University of Durham. The drink is only available in the college's bar, the Undercroft, otherwise known as the 'Undie'.
"I'm going to head down to the Undie for a Smenergy, see you there?"
Smenergy by CastleRanger February 10, 2010
Short-hand slang for "Some Herb" - can be used in mixed company - at work, etc.
Hey man, I heard you were looking for smerb?
smerb by The Stash June 15, 2010
A small land-locked island in the South Pacific, somewhere near Norway. It shares borders with Argentina and Kazakhstan. It's like Serbia, but with an M in it. The Smerbian flag features its coat of arms, a raptor riding a bear riding an elephant. The raptor-bear-elephant cavalry of course is our only defense against flying sharks. For if sharks could fly, we would all be doomed.

The second verse of the Smerbian national anthem has no words. Instead, singers are supposed to hum nervously as if they've forgotten the words. It ends with a majestic kazoo solo.

The king of Smerbia took a lunch break 10 years ago and never returned, so since then Smerbia has become a republic state until he returns. Smerbia still retains a Royal Guard, an army of ninjas, to guard the non-existent royals.
Hail Smerbia!
Smerbia by CasaDeFruta June 28, 2010
Sherna is the most gorgeous person you will ever met she is kind loving and has the best eyes that you fall in love with forever,if you ever find a Sherna never ever let her go and fight for her because she will always be a loyal friend and with be the kindest out of them all
Damn Sherna’s gorgeous
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A person who reeks or when something smells atrocious
Example
“That jib Xavier is sment”
Sment by The_Inventors September 25, 2023
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